American Guinea Pig: Bloodshock (2015) Blu-ray Review

Are you ready for fucked up? Because I’m bringing you a fucked up movie this week. Did you ask for one? Probably not, but this is my website and depending on your tastes I’m here to give you obscure digestive content! I’ve wanted to review this movie for a long time and I’m glad that…

Creating My BIRTHDAY Makeup Look and Outfit of the Day!

Tomorrow is my 32nd birthday. Usually I throw big parties and order custom design cakes or giant cookie cakes. In 2021 during a global pandemic, I have no desire to throw such parties of any kind. And there’s only one of me, so what do I need an elaborate cake for? Tomorrow I’m going to…

The Food Porn Theory

This essay was revised from its original copy originally written on April 16, 2015. We love food. We love to eat, get full, and do it all over again. Nothing will ever extinguish the basic human necessity known as eating. With that said, the way we approach food culture now is far from a necessity;…

Meal Prep Sunday!

I’m in the kitchen a lot. Especially now during quarantine. I balance work, exercise and my Classy Nerds endeavors like everyone else balances their respective daily lives. Something I’ve learned to also balance over the years is meal prep. I would much rather get my meals planned and out of the way at one time….

Female Trouble (1974): Criterion Blu-ray Review

I love the Criterion Collection. I love that a film can be restored to the highest quality it deserves and a distribution company will give the movie its flowers by releasing special content and essays to inspire even more critical conversation on the film. Criterion gives some films a second chance by introducing them to…

A Trip Down Amy Winehouse’s “BACK TO BLACK”

*This article was written on October 21, 2010. The other morning on my way to school I wasn’t in the best mood. I couldn’t really describe the mood to anyone, therefore finding music to compliment it hasn’t been easy, especially now that I’m living life without an iPod again. So shoveling through a pile of…

A Russ Meyer Double Feature

SPOILER ALERT: This review is for eyes that have already viewed Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill and Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. I recently acquired a copy of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965) and decided to have a Russ Meyer double feature. So I cuddled with my stuffed animals in bed and had a night…

A Gathering of None: GIVE UP THE GHOST review

I think we could all use some new music this summer, and right now I’ve got the new EP, Give up the Ghost, by A Gathering of None playing on my stereo. A Gathering of None features lead singer and lead and rhythm guitarist TB, Justin Travis Osburn on rhythm and lead guitars, Jeff Grunn…

Scarlet Diva (2000): DVD Review

There are some films that you might put away for a while because you need to give yourself time to miss them. Asia Argento’s directorial debut in Scarlet Diva (2000) is one of those films. I used to watch this movie a lot, and it had been around eight or nine years since I’d last…